Mesotherapy. Liposuction. Lipo-dissolve. Combat fats. Starvation Diet. Chocolate Marjolaine!
Mesotherapy. Liposuction. Lipo-dissolve. Combat fats. Starvation Diet. Chocolate Marjolaine!
I gained 10 pounds.. people are telling me already “Hey you look different… maybe because you got a new haircut?” Hah! As if i’m buying that crap. I know you just wanna tell me that i look fatter you uglies. I also hear people saying as i pass by “oh my! look he’s so fat!” … … … haha.. ok maybe not.. i’m not that fat.. maybe a little out of proportion.. i can sure use the fat somewhere else… like my tiny legs.
So i need mesotherapy. Liposuction and starvation diet is the key.
I saw this Mesotherapy Site and found out more about mesotherapy and liposuction. Firstly, i have no idea why they don’t include the PAIN AND AGONY that you will go through upon undergoing the process. They go directly to the “you will look and feel better” part. How bout the months of pain… and puss… and swelling? The process where they SUCK THE FAT out of you. The stories i hear about people undergoing a lot of pain… feeling golf-ball-sized cysts in their midsection? What are those anyway? Hardened fats? How do you extract those things?
With great beauty comes great discipline… that’s all i can say.
Lipo-dissolve! That’s what I want! Eradicate it! Vanquish it!
Look at this photo i got from this Plastic Surgery Clinic Site!! Although the pictures made me a lil dizzy and nauseas, i should show you the effects of lipo! Amazing huh? Now you can combat fats without the fear of stretch marks. But isn’t the body a little saggy? Well i wouldn’t know cause it’s not indicated in the picture how many weeks it has been after the operation. Maybe it’s a week after so i can’t really judge if it has healed already.
Notice the 4th pic. The one on the lower right. I can clearly see the patient’s smile. Awww.. She’s happy of the result, no? The upper left pic has this stiff frown. A mark of sadness.
What is Lipo-Dissolve
The ingredients used in lipo-dissolve may vary depending on the doctor and the area being treated. The ingredients may include phosphatidyl choline, multivitamins, alpha lipid acid, enzymes, and plant extracts. Ingredients may also include chemical agents such as non-steroidal anti-inflammatory medications, antibiotics, and hormones.
I got that info from this site. They’re saying something about it being under investigation. I want this.. it’s more painless…
How bout starvation? Well yeah it actually works for me… 1 pound a day is NOT BAD at all considering that some people tell me that they lost 30 pounds last year… well excuse me but with my starvation and UNHEALTHY diet… i can lose 365 pounds in 1 year and maybe more if i exercise… hahaha… you can visit my thin body after that in the morgue. HAHAHAHAH.
But yeah.. it’s really hard to starve lately due to the ENDLESS amount of cakes you see out there… CHOCOLATE MARJOLAINE! OH MY!!! PLUS PLUS… CHOCOLATE MOUSSE!! CAKE! I WANT! I’m sad now cause im craving. Chocolates. Nuts. Layers and layers of meringue. That’s how they described this sinful treat. Icing all over. And more layers… layers layers layers…
I hear bells… oh yum. It makes me wanna cry. Hu hu hu hu. HAHAHAHAHHA OMG OMG OMG i’m crazy! Local brands like Red Ribbon makes me proud of the Philippine Islands. Do they have delivery? I have lots of other favorites from Red Ribbon. Blueberry cheesecake too! $1 per slice is a GREAT DEAL. How much is it in the foreign lands… i wouldn’t kow.
So where was I? Oh did i say Liposuction? GO FOR IT! With sweets out there… there’s nowhere to run and nowhere to hide! I’ll just save the diet sometime not-so-soon. I can already picture that cake inside my tummy… playing around with my gastric juices… I can’t deal with liposuction. I’d rather starve. Maybe pop a few sleeping pills everytime i get hungry. Would that work??
I’m a hypocrite. haha. i love sweets and i can’t stop loving it. I’ll eat what i want whenever i want.
May 25th, 2010 at 3:19 am
Cheers very much, I’ve found this article extremely useful!
June 13th, 2010 at 7:42 pm
Liposuction maybe effective in trimming down fats but i like to loss weight without surgery.”~’