Material Boy

I found this LG VX8500 Chocolate Phone from Amazon when I was looking for good phones to buy. So I was wondering, why the hell is it a “Chocolate Phone”? Is in even edible to start with? What characteristic of it is comparable to a chocolate? The color? No?Here are some details I found about this LG Chocolate Cell Phone:

• Supports both WMA and MP3 music formats for more versitility in music listening
• With the expandable memory slot and optional 2 GB microSD memory card, you can hold up to 1000 songs
• Download and play amazing quality 3D games
• Make wires a thing of the past and keep your hands free with Bluetooth capability for wireless headsets
• Includes: Standard Li-Ion Battery, AC Travel Charger and User’s Guide

Those are just some. I think it has a lot more to it. Here’s how Amazon described the phone:

“LG’s newest mobile treat, the VX-8500 Chocolate offers
minimalist-inspired style and a silky-smooth slider design. Deluxe
features include support for V Cast Music, glowing touch-sensitive
navigation keys, a powerful integrated music/video player, a 1.3
megapixel camera/camcorder, stereo Bluetooth capabilities, and a
microSD memory slot for extra storage. If you value extreme style mixed
with powerful substance, this is the phone for you.”

So it’s more like an mp3 player i guess. Beats me, really. It sounds delicious tho.

I was checking my e-mail earlier and I got this optical illusion from a friend. It’s so weird and creepy! I can’t believe its even possible. Try this out! Look at the images. One on the left is the angry man and on the right is the calm woman. Move about 12 steps away from the screen. And voila! They switched places. It’s a static picture. It’s not moving in any way and it’s not in a gif format. You can see the bigger format of the picture by clicking on it.

Fusidic Acid or Fucithalmic: Eye irritation remedy. Super Effective! Antibacterial Opthalmic Drops. Low Allergenic Potential.

We should be careful of infections on our eye area since it may damage our vision. 2 days ago, I had this impending Stye on my right eye. A stye is like a growing bump caused by bacterial infection in the sebaceous gland at the base of the eyelashes. People normally get stye when the skin around their eye gets irritated. Some people say that it’s actually a pimple in the eye area. So anyway, i know that i was gonna get a huge one soon. I’ve had lots of styes before and whenever i go to a doctor, they always prescribe Fusidic Acid or Fucithalmic.

Fucithalmic is SO EFFECTIVE! After applying 1 drop every 4 hours in my eye for one day, the next day the irritation is gone. What was supposed to be impending, vanished! It contains 1% Opthalmic Drops which is an antibacterial agent. It doesn’t give you allergy or side-effects because it is generally atoxic and has very low allergenic potential! I even use it on my pimples so they dry faster. Hahaha. I don’t know if it’s a good thing or not tho.

The sad part about these miracle drops is that there is a large possibility that you will develop resistance.

Anyway, I saved myself from wearing an oversized sunglass inside class. And to think i would be reporting tomorrow. i don’t even wanna think about what will happen if Fucithalmic wasn’t invented. Tomorrow may have been the WORST and MOST HUMILIATING day of my life!